Dad Bod | Vetiver Citrus Sage | Coconut and Soy Candle

You’ve spent years crafting this image. Think of all the brew and bourbon you’ve poured down your gullet. Throw in some wings or pizza, and you’re well on your way to achieving the Dad Bod of the Gods! Our Vetiver Citrus Sage scented candle gives you reassurance that no matter what shape you’re rockin,’ you’re still sexy. There you go, my man.

About the Portlandia Candles Artwork: Jake Nolan Ellzey of PNW Tattoo Collective in Sandy, Oregon drew this rockin’ squatch to take you back to those nostalgic nights on the town, but now with a healthy dose of bad dad jokes...some get it, some don’t, and that’s all okay. Just order another pint of your favorite hazy IPA, and don’t worry about a thing.

Our Dad Bod candle and coaster would be a perfect addition to your preferred sports watching enclave. Fire up the telly, invite some friends over, and order the pizza...life is short, so indulge!

Our candles are made out of a blend of soy, coconut and beeswax candles. This gives you a long burning time and great scent throw. Our candles give off enough scent to fill up a room.

We sell our Dad Bod scent in a 10oz candle, filled into recycled Spanish glass container with a cotton wick. We also have it in a decorative 4oz gold tin or in 1 pound crack wax melt bag. The wax crack bag is made out of biodegradable material, our tin is solid metal, and the glass is 100% recycled glass so please recycle when done!

Candle Notes-

Top: Creamy Coconut, Spicy Bergamot and Sweet Orange Flowers
Middle: Woody Sage and Cedar
Bottom: Fresh Grass, Spicy Vetiver and Earthy

Vetiver Citrus Sage starts out with a low and mellow, earthly smell and as it warms up brings to the surface the spicy orange and vetiver blend. This smell is both masculine and light at the same time, eliciting memories of the outdoors and fresh, clean skin.

Burning Instructions:

You always want to burn your candle at least 1 hour for every inch across. This is how you ensure no tunneling and that you get the full burn from every candle.

10oz candle should be allowed to burn at least 3 hours before you extinguish it.

4oz tin will need about 90 minutes before you extinguish it.

Wax Crack Melts- those can be used in any wax melter and you can change them as often as you want to freshen up your scent. Wax Crack Melts are random sizes chunks of wax, so you can easily break them down into your desired size.

Always burn candles on a safe, surface with nothing over the top of the candle.

Our wicks are self-trimming so you should never have to cut your wick BUT if for some reason you do, cut it to about 1/4-1/2” long to start burning.

When your candle is all done (sad, I know), get on here and order another one AND clean out the glass and re-use it. The 10oz candle containers make great highball glasses. The tins and the brown bag are both 100% recyclable.